I’m probably going to regret this… Would you like to become a contributor to The Slightly Warped Website? Well, now you can and it’s surprisingly easy… a lot like your mom.
Visit the site and register and then message me that you would like to take a crack at providing content for the site. There will be a moderation and editorial process and there is no guarantee that your content will be published, but hey… you’re probably used to rejection by this point, so why not go for it?
One last thing…
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ARTICLES WRITTEN TO ADVERTISE A PRODUCT!
You want to advertise a product, you goddamn jolly well pay me for it.