Alien: Covenant is a dumpster fire. A long, tedious, uninteresting and completely scareless movie that takes what should be simple survival horror and mixes it with psychological double-talk that is supposed to elevate it to philosophy, but really does nothing more than shove the movie’s head up its own ass so that it can sniff its own farts and convince itself that it’s some sort of designer perfume.
‘Murica… we love you warts and all.
Weather is such an interesting thing and you’re going to learn about it “weather” you like it or not!
I have nothing against feminism and encourage equality actively, but if you’re going to make a declaration, at least make sure you’re not just posting bullshit you know nothing about! It’s actually disrespectful of all of the women who’ve come before.
Memes understand you in a way no one else ever will.
You can’t stop it. It’s coming for you.
The levels of awesome is too damn high!
Feeling old yet? You will. Yes, you will…
This television channel accidentally put the captions of a kids show over a political debate and the results are amazing.
Nowadays, movies are less real than ever!