Have you ever looked at a flat map? Well, my friend, you’ve been looking at a very skewed and innacurate picture of the world you thought you knew!
Text messages can be funny sometimes unless you get dumped that way. Did you hear me, Deborah, you filthy skank. You at least owed me a phone call!
This proves that sex is really just God’s joke on all of us.
Stop believing these myths! Your parents and friends were full of shit.
I don’t care if you’re Brad Pitt riding Chris Helmsworth’s shoulders, these pick up lines are a guarantee you will not get laid.
These facts may not make you a genious, but at least they won’t make you dumber!
Were you obsessive enough to catch these during the last 30 years? Probably not because we were all too busy trying to get laid.
What better Way to start your week? You’re welcome!
My gosh, these people are so lucky.
Wait… there’s another kind?