These people win Halloween. The rest of you go home.
I got dumped because my girl was a whore, but I guess that’s not weird enough for you.
We have to go back! I wanna play with them!
Some people cannot be bound by society’s rules and those people are awesome.
This is why terrorists hate us.
Meeting your significant other’s parents is always awkward, but at least you’ll probably never be put in THIS kind of a situation… maybe.
Some people can make something out of nothing… Other people can make nothing out of nothing.
When this homeowner was renovating his home, he found an old box hidden in his basement and when he opened it, he hit the jackpot!
This is the kind of shit that will change your life forever.
But still stupidly funny, though.