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How to Thanksgiving

Since many of our readers come from Europe, Australia and places beyond, they might see the American tradition of Thanksgiving as something strange to be feared.  Well, fear not my fellow humans... I'm here to explain it to you.

Pets at the Vet

Have you ever seen a sadder or more pathetic collection of animals in your whole life?  Outside of a human hospital, that is...

Gainful Employment

When it comes to having a job, you really don't know what you have until it's gone.  With that in mind, we now celebrate the best parts of employment!

Photos With the Creepiest Backstories Ever

A lot of these gave me goosebumps in the worst possible way.  These are some creepy photos as they are, but when you hear the stories behind them they get extra disturbing.

Brain Entertaining Facts

Your brain looks hungry.  Here, let me feed it.

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Used to be Terrifying

Like a hoard of demons came the large balloons of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade of days long dead. Instead of familiar characters like Snoopy or Garfield, the parade was populated by inflated nightmares and and the screams of children.

Weird and Naughty Nintendo Ads

I don't know about you, but I remember fondly the days when Nintendo didn't give a a damn about focus groups and what would offend who.  Back then, they just made advertisements for video games that got your attention.

Strange Captions

Hearing impaired people are apparently getting a bit more comedy than we are with television shows and movies.

Unusual Graves

When some folks went to their final resting place, they went in style and found a way to turn heads even after death with their unusual tombstones.

Incredibly Offensive Jokes

Three hundred and eighty seven of the sickest, most depraved, racist, sexist, homophobic and completely hilarious jokes you've ever heard.  New ones just added!

Winning at Tumblr

I know that Tumblr isn't a game, but these people are winning at it anyway.

The Gigantic Camera

Used for railroad images in Chicago, this camera 3.4 feet (1.06 m) tall and weighed a massive 1115.4 lbs (507 kg). The camera used film plates that were 7.8 feet (2.44 m) long and one cassette weighed about 497 lbs (226 kg).  The camera's large size and large sized-film allowed for amazing detail in large photos.

The Human Zoo

This may seem hard to believe, but human zoos existed as recently as the 1930s and it is exactly what it sounds like. The most well documented example was the Jardin d’Agronomie Tropicale, a showcase of French colonialism located in Paris that operated in 1907. In this showcase, the curious masses could observe humans from other parts of the world in their "natural habitats," usually leaving them open for gawking and ridicule... a complete travesty of human rights.

More Closer Looks

Through the magic of an election microscope, here are some things you encounter every day magnified to give you a closer look at something you probably never think about.

Unusual Animal Markings

These cuties have got something special hidden on them.  Can you find it before you read the answer?

Insect Imposters

Camouflage and trickery... few are better at it that the insects and, if this gallery should teach you anything, it's that you can't trust nature.

Inside Out Teddy Bears

I wasn't expecting this to be as disturbing as it is, but photographer Photographer Kent Rogowski turned teddy bears inside out and re-stuffed them. If these reversed animals "bearly" do it for you, check out Mr. Rogowski's book, Bears.

Funny Fortune Cookies

Are you tired of all of that life-affirming wisdom you get after you gorge yourself at a Chinese buffet?  Take a look at these fortune cookies that aren't afraid to advise in a different direction.

Skeletor is Love

Skeletor is Love takes the old baddie from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and makes him a life coach. The creator has made his exit, but there is so much to discover there. Here are a few of the best.

More Mindfudges

Taken at just the right angle, these photos show accidental illusions and brain trickery that will have you mentally decoding exactly what the heck is going on!

Spider Webs Engulf a Building

Since you appear to be happy and carefree at the moment, allow me to show you something that will invade your dreams and keep you awake at night.  What you're looking at is a four-acre spider web inside of the Baltimore Wastewater Treatment Plant in 2014 that was made by approximately 107 million spiders.

Awkward Handshakes and High Fives

It's happened to all of us... but it's not happening to us now, it's happening to someone else and that makes it hilarious.

The Melting House

This building in London may cause you to do a double take because it looks like it's melting... which is exactly what it's doing.

Razor Blade Art

This sharply made artwork from MissBugs doesn't need a sign telling you not to touch it, because it's made from hundreds of razor blades. The portrait is called "Chained to a Mirror."

Classic Moments from The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror Episodes

Halloween may be over, but The Simpsons will never end!

Incredibly Useless and Stupid Things

Here are the most hilariously useless things encountered in life.  Laugh along with me so we don't start crying.

The Startling

Animated gifs of people and animals getting scared and their hilarious reactions.  We really are the same, aren't we?

Wooden Car

Lui Fulong is a 48 year old Chinese carpenter and designed this energy efficient electric car made out of wood. It runs on batteries and can travel up to 19 miles per hour.

Lava Flows in Hawaii

In June 2014, lava from Hawaii's Kilauea volcano flowed down the north face and, by November, was threatening the small town of Pahoa. 

Rogue Taxidermy

Regular taxidermy is for boring tacky people, but rogue taxidermy, the art of making art out of taxidermy, is for tacky awesome people.

The Great Depression

The Great Depression began on October 29, 1929 and was a period of hardship, national disillusionment and fear.  Eighty-five years later, we look back on this era through a series of rare photos.

Badly Labeled Merchandise

This is either the result of bad packaging or a brilliant sales tactic.  You decide.

Real Life Illusions

Look once, look twice and look again!  What you think you're seeing isn't what you think you're actually seeing!

Stupid Things

You've got to love these facepalm inducing moments.

Very Interesting Pictures

Pictures tell a story and these pictures tell some incredible tales.

Scary True Stories

Yes, they're all true... which, is to say, some are probably bullshit, but they are scary as hell and the fact that they might have actually happened is creepy as all get out.

Rise of the Jack-o-Lanterns

Everyone has that one family in their neighborhood who goes a little overboard for Halloween and that one family is AWESOME!!!  Check out these amazing and numerous Jack-o-Lanterns!

The Girl Who Won Halloween

This little girl has worn more creative Halloween costumes in her first few years that most of us have in our whole lives!

Halloween Costumes for Couples

Got a man?  Got a woman?  Got something else?  If you're not flying solo this year, your ideas for creative Halloween costumes just exploded.

Horrible Halloween Costumes, Vol. 2

Because you couldn't get enough of the tacky delights in our first gallery, here are more costumed revelers who probably should have just stayed home.

Lies!

More unbelievable fibs than a Tea Party Facebook page, you'll never believe how many mendacities we've come across! 

Weird Religious Books

At some point, you would think that one of these writers would have had second thoughts about the title or subject matter, but apparently that wasn't the case.

The Mummies of the Capuchin Catacombs

When the Capuchin monastery of Palermo, Italy outgrew its cemetery in the 16th century, they began to inter the deceased inside of catacombs.  By today, it's a popular tourist attraction for those with morbid curiosity.  Rumor has it that some of the mummies are fake, but you'd have a hard time telling the fakes from the real deal. 

Corrupted Disney Coloring Books

This is why you should keep children's coloring books away from demented people.

The Paintings of a UFO Abductee

David Huggins claims to have been abducted by aliens repeatedly since he was eight years old and has created a series of paintings documenting his experience and, whether you believe him or think he's just dubious, they are interesting to look at. 

Disturbing Moments in Kid's Movies

Movies for children are supposed to be G-rated wonderlands of sugar, candy and fun where no one dies and everyone is happy... but every now and then, they go dark.  So very very dark.

More Adult Jokes in Kid's Cartoons

I missed a lot of these when I was young for some reason. 

Spelling Matters

These simple innocent things are all made dirty by a simple error in spelling or grammar.  When will peeple learn?

Spooky Female Specters

To help you sleep tonight, here are some tales of ghostly women haunting various places in the world.  

Water Road: Le Passage de Gois

Le Passage de Gois is a roadway that connects the Gulf of Burnёf with the island of Noirmoutier in France, a country that is obviously too poor to build a bridge.  Due to the tides, the road is only available for a few hours a day before it is flooded... not that a little thing like the ocean can stop some people or anything.

Freak Shows of the Past

Think about it... A hundred years ago, people used to pay to see the fat lady at the sideshow.  Today, you can see eleven of them at once on scooters in a Wal-Mart for free. 

Why Are They Crying?

Ah, parenthood... there's nothing quite like it.  Just like there's nothing quite like tuberculosis or polio.  Here are a gaggle of children throwing a fit.  Why are they throwing a fit?  Because that's what kids do.

This is Love

If you've got a partner you can laugh with, you've got a great relationship. My last partner was a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there was no escape who hated laughter and happiness and wasn't content until she drowned everything in her mucus-like misery that she expelled in the form of nagging and marginalizing.

I have issues, obviously.  

Disaster Looms

Here we see that precious second in your life when you know you're screwed, but cannot do a thing to avert said screwing.

Adventurous Eating

Tired of the same old burger joints and steak houses?  Don't you wish that, just for once, you could risk your life eating or do it all naked?  Of course, we all have!  At these places, you totally can!

Neat Facts About Your Favorite Horror Movies

Are you ready to learn stuff you didn't know about classic horror movies?  Well, it's coming at you faster than a slowly walking mass murderer with a machete... and that's pretty fast!

Unintentionally Funny Moments in Horror

Horror movies and TV shows are supposed to scare the pee out of us, but every now and then, a bad prop, bad acting or with just the wrong context, they can make us pee with laughter.  Here are some of those moments immortalized in gif form. 

Amazing Gifts for Spoiled Kitties

If you are the obedient slave of a cat master, here is a collection of delightful feline gifts you should run out and buy now before it becomes displeased.

Amazing Gifts for Spoiled Doggies

What better way to reward your best friend's loyalty and love than with insane amounts of extravagance for a creature that chases its tail and eats its own barf.  I love dogs, but are they really this discerning? 

Terrific Tables

I know you might not consider a table exciting enough to warrant a gallery, but I do because... hell, LOOK at these things!

How Not to Gym

Thinking about getting in shape?  Lifting some weights?  Developing your muscles?  This is what not to do.

Detailed Close-Ups of Star Wars Spaceships

This precious collection of rare close-ups of the ships used in the original Star Wars Trilogy gives us a glimpse into the great effort and detail that went into assembling them and shooting them.

Forgotten Rooms

It may seem a little strange, but every now and then a room or even an entire apartment is forgotten, sealed away and never entered again.  Here are two examples of these forgotten rooms and how they now serve as a doorway to the past.

Speed Limit Tree

You'll find this unusual tree in Barefoot Bay, Florida.  The tree in question grew through a speed limit sign and basically serves notice that, despite our pomp and strutting, we are really just nature's bitch.

Dogs Fetching Balls Underwater

Photographer Seth Casteel took a camera underwater to catch some unusual photos of doggies fetching balls. This is either the cutest or most terrifying set of photos I've seen this week.

Microwave Disasters

You would think that a marvelous invention like the microwave would be easy for everyone to use, but you would be wrong...

The Inflatable Plane

The Goodyear Inflatoplane was built in 1956 with the intention that it be used for reconnaissance or that it be dropped to downed pilots.  The plane could be unloaded and inflated in about five minute and had a flying range of about 390 miles.

Scary Photos

The scariest thing about these pictures is that they're all real.