This first chunk of the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris comes to us from Weaver who explains, Chuck Norris Blows Shit Up! was going to be an action vehicle for Mr. Norris in which he would spend four hours of screen time firing weapons and blowing things up.  When this idea was rejected by MGM, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the MGM Lion instantly turning him into the MTM Kitten.  The script was rewritten and we know it today as Titanic."

Weaver dug this action figure out of his closet telling us that Kenner created the Chuck Norris action figure three weeks after Chuck Norris was conceived because they had a hunch that he was going to be incredibly awesome.  The toy was a huge seller, but had to be taken off the market when it was discovered to have a serious defect in that it kept beating up small children.

Another fun fact from Weaver.

It wasn't known what led to the schism between Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone until Sir Dickwin of Cockmore showed us this picture he snapped in the high mountains of Oklahoma.  Now we all understand Sly's horrible career choices were a direct result of the threat of Chuck Norris' reprisal for his missing Slim Jims.

It's a little known fact that ryantaylor brought to our attention that Chuck Norris was the original lead in Brokeback Mountain.  While Mr. Norris was on board, the plot of the movie revolved around Chuck Norris and Heath Ledger fighting mutant sheep with nothing but their fists and tent stakes.  When he left the project over creative differences with the caterer, Mr. Norris declared the film as the gayest film in history before he roundhouse kicked every extra on the set.  The rest is history.