Captain Cheekbones makes his move and it’s going to cost this cast several annoying background characters. Also, we get to finally learn Stile’s real name! Who would DO that to a child!?
Theo is in hell. I mean, he WAS in Hell if you count last season, but now he’s in literal Hell… which is more of a figurative hell because a literal Hell would have been too much for this show’s budget.
Why is it that a sherrif who accepts that there are werewolf teenagers, kanimas, duraks, Nokitsunies, berzerkers, hybrids, and eskimos can’t believe that he has the ability to reproduce sexually with a woman? Come on, you believe in a goddamn were-jaguar but you call bullshit on zombie cowboys that erase people? For fucks sake!
It’s been a long and lonely year while the Doctor and River were off having, what I can only imagine as the best and most cosmic whoopee ever seen by the universe. Let’s just say that sonic screwdiver has a few settings that the Doctor doesn’t usually talk about in mixed company if you know what I mean, but he’s back and just in time for a superhero adventure and… oh good. He brought Nardol. That’s…. great.
Who is this Stiles person and why are they devoting an entire episode to him?
Things are shaping up for an absolutely batshit crazy mid-season finale. Neegan is in the henhouse and he wants some goddamn lemonade. Maggie is eating all of Greg’s apples. Sasha has got her hands on a magic bullet and I’m sure when she misses, it’s going to be amazing. Rick and Ethan are about to go on a boat trip… Multiple story arcs in one episode? The ancients spoke of this, but I always assumed it was a myth! Also, someone’s going to die! Come on, Talking Dead, we know what you mean by “mystery guest.”
Liam, you stupid stupid son of a bitch…
Remember that teacher that I’ve been telling you for weeks is actually the Nazi werewolf from last season? Yeah, he’s totally the Nazi Werewolf from last season. Called it!
It’s another one of those flashback/flash-forward episodes and this one stars Tara! I’ll wake you up when it’s over.
Just like the Harlem Shake, Stiles has been erased from existence. Unlike the Harlem Shake, does Stiles have a chance at a return?