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The Walking Dead: “Rock in the Road”

It’s been a long and cold winter, but now it’s time for The Walking Dead to rise once again for all of the drama, violence, and gore you can stand and, maybe if we’re lucky, they’ll be a zombie or two in tonight’s episode! Fingers crossed! Personally, I can’t wait to see how Glenn survived. My denial is what gets me through the loneliness.

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Teen Wolf: “Ghosted”

Why is it that a sherrif who accepts that there are werewolf teenagers, kanimas, duraks, Nokitsunies, berzerkers, hybrids, and eskimos can’t believe that he has the ability to reproduce sexually with a woman? Come on, you believe in a goddamn were-jaguar but you call bullshit on zombie cowboys that erase people? For fucks sake!

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Doctor Who: “The Return of Doctor Mysterio”

It’s been a long and lonely year while the Doctor and River were off having, what I can only imagine as the best and most cosmic whoopee ever seen by the universe. Let’s just say that sonic screwdiver has a few settings that the Doctor doesn’t usually talk about in mixed company if you know what I mean, but he’s back and just in time for a superhero adventure and… oh good. He brought Nardol. That’s…. great.

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The Walking Dead: “Hearts Still Beating”

Things are shaping up for an absolutely batshit crazy mid-season finale. Neegan is in the henhouse and he wants some goddamn lemonade. Maggie is eating all of Greg’s apples. Sasha has got her hands on a magic bullet and I’m sure when she misses, it’s going to be amazing. Rick and Ethan are about to go on a boat trip… Multiple story arcs in one episode? The ancients spoke of this, but I always assumed it was a myth! Also, someone’s going to die! Come on, Talking Dead, we know what you mean by “mystery guest.”