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Teen Wolf: “Ghosted”

Why is it that a sherrif who accepts that there are werewolf teenagers, kanimas, duraks, Nokitsunies, berzerkers, hybrids, and eskimos can’t believe that he has the ability to reproduce sexually with a woman? Come on, you believe in a goddamn were-jaguar but you call bullshit on zombie cowboys that erase people? For fucks sake!

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Doctor Who: “The Return of Doctor Mysterio”

It’s been a long and lonely year while the Doctor and River were off having, what I can only imagine as the best and most cosmic whoopee ever seen by the universe. Let’s just say that sonic screwdiver has a few settings that the Doctor doesn’t usually talk about in mixed company if you know what I mean, but he’s back and just in time for a superhero adventure and… oh good. He brought Nardol. That’s…. great.

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The Walking Dead: “Hearts Still Beating”

Things are shaping up for an absolutely batshit crazy mid-season finale. Neegan is in the henhouse and he wants some goddamn lemonade. Maggie is eating all of Greg’s apples. Sasha has got her hands on a magic bullet and I’m sure when she misses, it’s going to be amazing. Rick and Ethan are about to go on a boat trip… Multiple story arcs in one episode? The ancients spoke of this, but I always assumed it was a myth! Also, someone’s going to die! Come on, Talking Dead, we know what you mean by “mystery guest.”