In a world consumed by greed and paranoia, one website stands alone above all other. That website is not us, but we like to think we’re pretty cool too.
Welcome, my friends, to The Slightly Warped Website, a collection of the funny, absurd, interesting, and other attention-getting adjectives. Founded in 1996, The Slightly Warped Website is one of the oldest continually functioning websites on the internets.
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