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Jason Donner

Jason Donner devoured the universe and you are all living inside him.

  • B.B. Lustbutter

    Um…Pic #2 is Tess Holiday. She’s a model. She’s been on the cover of Vogue. Guess that’s still not enough to meet the criteria of the shallow douchenozzle that created this list.

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      • Shane

        This response was perfect. Haha.

    • Shane

      I get what you’re saying (the rather plump woman is rather attractive in the face, actually), but you could also say that people who attempt to mask their insecurities with “half-truths” about their appearance are also “shallow”. Could you not? It was all meant to be humorous, so chill.