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Never Again is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list

My Ex Is My Stepdad is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list

Very Considerate is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list

Future Centaur Selfie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list

Pay Your Tab is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list

That Is Hard to Believe is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list

Get Your Facts Straight is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Like a Thief in the Night is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Say Cheese is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Only Slightly Used is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Don't Leave Stuff at Her House is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

All-Caps Means Business is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

A Match Made in Court is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

One for the Living Room is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Silver Lining is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Didn't Last Long is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Windex That Mirror is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Thai Food? Must Be Serious is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Labeled for Convenience is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

3 for 3 is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Sounds Legit is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Not the Lottery is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Free My Daddy is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Right in the Booth is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

 

Not Again! is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

That Name Though is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Hardcore is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Whooo Cares is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Everybody Needs a Plan is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Baby-Face is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Postponing the Wedding is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Yep, Definitely Have Cancer is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Epic Photoshop Skills is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Lol! Mom Is So Silly is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

First and Last Name is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Chairish This Moment is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Game Set Match is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Just Laugh, Mom is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Motivators is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Still Lookin Good is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Perfect Trolling is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Starting Off Young is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

He's the Hero This City Needs is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

She's 21 Years Old is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

A Cheap Tattoo Alternative is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Black Is the New Orange is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

Smokin with My Baby is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list 47 of the Trashiest Things Ever Posted on Facebook

 

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Jason Donner

Jason Donner devoured the universe and you are all living inside him.