The Royal Loft Suite
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If you have a few days to kill and the cash to afford it, might we suggest the Royal Loft Suite?  It’s probably bigger than most of your houses, has countless amenities, butler service and, oh… did we mention it’s on board a goddamn cruise ship?  Let’s tour Royal Caribbean’s Quantum of the Sea‘s most swankiest suite before security finds out we’re here.

I promise I’m not getting a paid endorsement for this, but if Royal Caribbean wants to set a brother up for the good word, I wouldn’t object.


Give Daddy Some Love...
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Jason Donner

Jason Donner devoured the universe and you are all living inside him.