The Real Life Three-Eyed Simpsons Mutant Nuclear Fish

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It’s a Simpsons episode come to life… only a lot less yellow.

This wolf fish was caught in a reservoir fed by a nuclear power plant in Córdoba, Argentina.  If that doesn’t get you thinking about an old Simpsons episode, then this extra fact should: the owner of the plant is running for public office, just like Mister Burns was in the episode in question.

I’m just wondering… if I eat this fish, will I die or get superpowers?

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Jason Donner

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