Jocasta Nu… because, honestly, what child wouldn’t want to play with an elderly Jedi librarian.
I don’t know about you, but the idea of a Jar Jar tongue sucker would fulfill my every dream of making out with a terrible character.
Star Wars transformers. So, if Boba Fett is actually Slave One, who’s driving it?
Quick, Luke! Into the Tauntaun’s vagina for warmth and safety!
Constable Zuvio. A background character in The Force Awakens got an action figure before Rey did? Seriously?