Heads probably rolled for this accidentally racist tweet sent by the Yahoo offices, but for their credit, the black people on the internet rolled with the idea and for that, we love them and salute them!
Silly human! Dogs don’t tweet! Dogs bork!
Cats aren’t just a pet… Cats are a way of life. A sad, sad way of life.
If you’re socially awkward, these may help… or not.
This is the only time 140 characters make up a life sentence.
Wrong! Thanksgiving does not tweet! It gobbles!
Dogs make the world so much better.
Once upon a time, many eons ago, there were Blockbusters: Vast bastions of entertainment and late fees for all the land, but those days are over and Blockbusters are all but extinct but, according to the tomes of Twitter, one remains… tweeting about its fate as it slowly dies.
There’s nothing more delicious than watching liars and bullshit artists get publicly called out online.