It’s the special extended season finale of The Walking Dead with special extended commercial breaks!
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The season is slow-burning to a close and, like an impacted colon finally finding relief, shit is finally happening. First, though, we have to deal with Sasha’s dumb stupid idiotic self.
Oh good… a whole episode devoted to Sasha and Rosita. How… wonderful.
It’s a two for one deal! Two episodes recapped and reviewed for your pleasure… or mild diversion… or sick need to hurt yourself.
Eugene has been captured! Dwight’s having girl problems! Neegan’s wives want the ultimate divorce! Pickles!!!
War is bubbling in the post-apocalyptic wastelands of AMC, but we’re going to spend the next seven or eight episodes talking about it before anything happens because this is The Walking Dead and that’s what The Walking Dead do.
It’s been a long and cold winter, but now it’s time for The Walking Dead to rise once again for all of the drama, violence, and gore you can stand and, maybe if we’re lucky, they’ll be a zombie or two in tonight’s episode! Fingers crossed! Personally, I can’t wait to see how Glenn survived. My denial is what gets me through the loneliness.
Things are shaping up for an absolutely batshit crazy mid-season finale. Neegan is in the henhouse and he wants some goddamn lemonade. Maggie is eating all of Greg’s apples. Sasha has got her hands on a magic bullet and I’m sure when she misses, it’s going to be amazing. Rick and Ethan are about to go on a boat trip… Multiple story arcs in one episode? The ancients spoke of this, but I always assumed it was a myth! Also, someone’s going to die! Come on, Talking Dead, we know what you mean by “mystery guest.”
Rick has been broken, Daryl has been broken, Glenn and Abraham… they’re really broken. Now, comes the breaking of Carl!
It’s another one of those flashback/flash-forward episodes and this one stars Tara! I’ll wake you up when it’s over.