Captain Cheekbones makes his move and it’s going to cost this cast several annoying background characters. Also, we get to finally learn Stile’s real name! Who would DO that to a child!?
Theo is in hell. I mean, he WAS in Hell if you count last season, but now he’s in literal Hell… which is more of a figurative hell because a literal Hell would have been too much for this show’s budget.
Why is it that a sherrif who accepts that there are werewolf teenagers, kanimas, duraks, Nokitsunies, berzerkers, hybrids, and eskimos can’t believe that he has the ability to reproduce sexually with a woman? Come on, you believe in a goddamn were-jaguar but you call bullshit on zombie cowboys that erase people? For fucks sake!
Who is this Stiles person and why are they devoting an entire episode to him?
Liam, you stupid stupid son of a bitch…
Remember that teacher that I’ve been telling you for weeks is actually the Nazi werewolf from last season? Yeah, he’s totally the Nazi Werewolf from last season. Called it!
Just like the Harlem Shake, Stiles has been erased from existence. Unlike the Harlem Shake, does Stiles have a chance at a return?
Hey look, everyone! It’s a grown man who watches Teen Wolf! Let’s point and laugh!
God, this episode was a mess. Multiple story lines, too many things happening at once… it’s like a goddamn werewolf soap opera. It was bad… tremendously bad. Amazingly, not as terrible as last season, but it’s clear that Teen Wolf has no idea what it wants to be and has less of an idea of what to do with itself.
Watching “Teen Wolf” is like watching a friend play a really great open sandbox video game, only instead of trying to get to the boss battle, they go on all of the useless side-quests instead.