Kirk makes love to the Enterprise, with disastrous results. Lwaxana confesses her love for Spock, who goes running to his mommy.
Kirk kills his best friend, destroying all evidence that his middle initial is not really “T”.
A strange teenager irritates everybody, so the Captain makes him an Acting Ensign.
Shortly after McCoy’s ex-girl-friend comes on board, a sudden rash of terminal hickeys breaks out. She gets caught in the act in Kirk’s bedroom.
Welcome to the original, rejected pilot for Star Trek.
When Kirk and a bunch of Klingons get stuck together on the Enterprise, this weird non-corporeal alien comes along to feed off all the bad vibes.