The world is full of phallus! Ahhhhh… this is what I’ve been reduced to.
Everything is sweeter with cake… even some raunchy apologies.
Sometimes you’re just so desperate that you just gotta get laid… or do the next best thing… which actually isn’t the best thing.
There are no dumb questions… just dumb people.
Twitter has some pointers for us. Things like, “You’re a lot like my old girlfriend” or “It’s cute!” or “Daddy, stop!”
This marketing agency from Brussels called Mortierbrigade put some intentionally placed ads in a magazine that made the innocent decidedly less so.
If you look carefully, you might see your mom working in the background!
The best anal is by surprise… at least that’s what my priest used to tell me.
Twitting about doing it. That’s how you know you’re cool and hip.
Feel a little relief that this wasn’t you as you read stories of couples whose parents walked in while they were in the midst of a sexual rendevous.