Well, Russia, at least you tried.
In Russia, things are a little different.
Russia is like our mentally unbalanced and violently drunk frat brother.
It’s like a weird little alternate universe on rails.
Things are a bit different in Russia.
Who would have ever thought that adding copeous amounts of alchohol to a boring wedding would make it a lot less boring?
For to make benefit glorious nation of mother Russia!
Praise be to glorious motherland!
A tribute to glorious motherland.
Oh, Russia! You amaze and amuse us! Continue substituting vodka for tap water and keep it coming.