I hope you’ve got a condom over your brain, pal.
Most shower thoughts can be dismissed as stupid and trivial. These… are no different.
Tis the season for some messed up yet frighteningly accurate thoughts.
Warm water and a little privacy seem to turn even the dullest people into philosophers.
The geniuses over at Reddit have come up with some small thoughts that will probably ruin these moves for you more than the Greedo shooting first.
Red was one of the wisest, toughest, and funniest guys ever to grace television.
I like to think that running water releases a strange overmind that allows us to wonder about things like this.
Here’s some help for you to get off that couch and do something with your terrible life!
You’ve never thought this way before and now, you’ll never be able to stop!
These nuggets have probably never crossed your mind before, and now you’ll never stop thinking about them.