Dear God, take me back to the days when all I needed was a roll of quarters and some cool 80’s tunes.
Oh, the candies of our childhoods. Fondly remembered and long gone… their sweet nectar will never touch our tongues again.
Today’s kids are soft. They’ll never understand the struggle.
Back in the 90’s, I thought that the 70’s was the age of bad fashion. Now, I know the horrible truth that I knowingly took part in an age of even worse fashion.
Oh, you need to look up little tips on the internet about how to live your life easier? We didn’t have the net back in the 90’s and we did fine, you pussy.
Get ready for a nostalgia enema.
This cartoon was just the best. Hee hah huh! Do the Monkey with me!
Coke’s been around for a century and, in that time, they’ve tried a few things. Some work… some didn’t.
Only 90’s kids and anyone else with a functioning brain who lived in that time period will remember this.
Forget family and love and all of that bullshit, the true path to happiness is a new video game system!