Movie Reviews

Death Note

I’m confident that, even if you have never seen the anime, you’ll find this movie a worthless pile of shit as well. With so much going for it in the mythology, it’s almost fascinating to witness almost nothing go right.

Movie Reviews

10 Cloverfield Lane

This movie didn’t need to be a “successor” to Cloverfield. It didn’t need to have the stigma and expectations tacked onto it. By itself, this movie is like a really intense episode of The Twilight Zone. Not game-changing or overtly wonderful, but really good none the less. By slapping a “Cloverfield” title onto it, you change expectations and you guarantee the “twist” ending isn’t twist anymore. It would be like calling The Sixth Sense, Ghost II.

Movie Reviews

Angels and Demons

Angels and Demons is rated PG-13 for sequences of violence, disturbing images and thematic material. Also, if any kid below the age of 13 is brought into this movie, the priests on screen are likely to molest them.

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Bad Company

How can a movie about a nuclear bomb in a suitcase being toted around New York City be made so mind-numbingly boring!? Bad Company has no suspense, zero ambition, little originality. That and its two stars, Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock phone in the worst performances of their careers.