Yes, it’s all lies… like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus’ boundless love.
There’s nothing as wonderful as seeing a liar get exposed.
Parents sometimes bend the truth a little and, since kids will believe anything they say, how could they resist? That shit’s entertaining!
Stop believing these myths! Your parents and friends were full of shit.
They fib because they care.
You’re about to witness lies between two sesame seed buns… which are also lies.
Don’t quote me on this…
It’s so fun to watch a liar be exposed as a liar.
Give this a few weeks and some dipshit will be posting these to Facebook as fact.