Halloween on a Monday? Blasphemy!
Who says you have to buy all that overpriced shit in the store? Make it your own damn self!
Puns may be a low form of humor, but these are clever and I don’t care what you or your college edumuhkation says.
I’ve never seen this done before and, I gotta admit, it’s cute as hell.
Halloween is the best time of the year for some good-natured pranking, so… if you’re going to do that sort of fun, at least do it well.
These people win Halloween. The rest of you go home.
Dammit, I don’t want to get a boner when I look at Patrick on Spongebob!
Going to go trick-or-treating in a group? HA! Nerd… but here are some ideas for you anyway.
What does Donald Trump and a jack-o-lantern have in common? Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and you throw them out in November.
Who DOESN’T love Halloween? If the answer is you, get out.