Hungry? Nah… I’m good.
I hope there’s a pie chart. Mmmm… pie.
Advice Mallard has made the ultimate sacrifice to teach you some useful cooking tips. In a way, this makes him like Jesus, only without all of
When a duck fell through thin ice and got stuck head down in the freezing water, a kind man came along, jumped in to rescue it, and then even warmed it up.
Cake makes it so you can swallow even the worst news.
The best way to overcome temptation is to give into it.
You may take your bananas and carrots for granted today, but they weren’t always the easy and delicious treats you always thought they were. Nope, what you’re eating took years, decades, and centuries of cultivation and modification and these are the disasters that our ancestors started out with!
This is the most pleasure you will feel short of sex and true love and, even then, it might come in second.
You can get anything from a vending machine these days. Why, I bet you can even purchase a vending machine from a vending machine which, if I’m not mistaken, will end up destroying the universe.
Do you like food? Do you like to eat? Want to eat something good? Well, get your fat ass in here!