Look, you can lie about love, lie about religion, and lie about family… but leave food out of your mistruths! That’s just too far, man!
What food looks like before it ends up on your grocery store shelf might surprise you or, at least, mildly interest you.
Some cakes are works of art and should never be eaten. I’m still going to eat them, though.
Some people can cook. Others are featured in this gallery. Bone apple teeth!
Snapchat was made for food and food was made for Snapchat!
Some people should not be allowed to cook.
Great, now we’re ruining food. Screw it, I’m still gonna eat.
Hungry? Nah… I’m good.
I hope there’s a pie chart. Mmmm… pie.
Advice Mallard has made the ultimate sacrifice to teach you some useful cooking tips. In a way, this makes him like Jesus, only without all of