Everything is sweeter with cake… even some raunchy apologies.
Snapchat was made for food and food was made for Snapchat!
Some people should not be allowed to cook.
Great, now we’re ruining food. Screw it, I’m still gonna eat.
Hungry? Nah… I’m good.
I hope there’s a pie chart. Mmmm… pie.
Advice Mallard has made the ultimate sacrifice to teach you some useful cooking tips. In a way, this makes him like Jesus, only without all of
Are you spicy? Are you a limp noodle? Do you smell fishy? These people described their sex lives with food so you don’t have to.
When a duck fell through thin ice and got stuck head down in the freezing water, a kind man came along, jumped in to rescue it, and then even warmed it up.
Cake makes it so you can swallow even the worst news.