Yes, it’s all lies… like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus’ boundless love.
Learn something, you nincompoops!
The final frontier is weirder than you think!
You need to learn some history, stupid, and get less stupid. Idiot.
You could be doing worse things than learning little-known facts about comic book stars. Interactions with other people, for example. Gross.
Let the knowledge wash your brain clean of ignorance.
It’s one of the coldest and most desolate places on Earth, yet still holds some interesting facts.
When you read this, your own brain is learning how it works.
Some brain food for you.
Sleep is my hobby. You might even call it my passion.