Keratoconus is an eye disease marked by a deformation of the cornea into a cone shape causing a loss of vision. Bill Cosby recently revealed that he is suffering from this condition which probably makes his pastime of date-raping a lot more difficult.


Mask Squeeze

After diving on a trip, something strange happened to this poor woman’s eyes. There’s actually a name for it… mask squeeze! While diving into deep water, the pressure can suck on your face and eyes popping capillaries and blood vessels and, while the condition looks terrible, it rarely causes permanent damage, clears up in a few weeks, and can easily be avoided by simply equalizing the pressure in your mask.



I have been coated with vomit, urine, feces and the children haven’t helped since they came along. I guess it was only a matter of time before some shit germ found its way into my eye and had a party.