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Originals

Eight Disney Movies Ruined by Logic

Dear sweet Zues, I do love Disney movies, but being the sick sadistic bastard I am, I often can’t help but look for the dark clouds in Disney’s silver linings. Can’t help it… Ever since I was a little kid, I wondered how long Snow White will stay married to a dude who molested her in her sleep. It was then that I realized that Disney movies can be ruined by the stunningly light application of logic to the sugary sweet situations that we are presented with.

Movie Reviews

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

The movie, Atlantis: The Lost Empire – formerly just called Atlantis until Disney figured that people were too stupid to know what Atlantis is – is the movie I’ve been waiting years for. I thought I was going to see it with Titan A.E., but I didn’t. I thought I was going to get it with Heavy Metal 2000, and I was sorely disappointed. In fact, I’ve been waiting for a movie like this since I first saw the heavily edited version of the original Heavy Metal on TBS many many years back.