DC Animated

Movie Reviews

Batman and Harley Quinn

I’ll be honest here, if you’re not ready to see a mature (and immature) take on the Bruce Timm era, you should probably give this movie a pass. There’s sex, there’s blood, there’s murder, there’s titty-shaking, there’s farting… it’s all here.

Movie Reviews

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract

This is not a bad movie… not in the least bit, but it has been done before and it’s been done better than this. I’m sure that, if you’ve never watched Teen Titans, you’d find this a perfectly fine movie and have none of the qualms that I did, but to me, it’s like watching an imperfect clone of something that was already imperfect.

Movie Reviews

Justice League Dark

When a magical threat threatens the Earth and the Justice League can’t deal with it… even though they’ve clearly dealt with magical threats before many many times, it’s time for Batman to recruit John Constantine, Zatanna, Deadman, and Jason Blood as a new team called Justice League Dark… even though it was Batman himself who told the Justice League that there was probably no magical threat in the first place.

Movie Reviews

Batman: The Killing Joke

When it’s good, it’s very good but the problem is, it doesn’t spend a lot of time actually being good. For such an iconic comic book story, this puppy is bungled embarrassingly and dropped right on its head. Someone needs to do an fan edit on this film pronto.

Movie Reviews

Batman: Bad Blood

Batman is dead and, because superheroes never ever ever come back from the dead, Nightwing, Robin, and caped-wannabe, Batwoman must soldier on without the Dark Knight and beat the new bad guy on the block, the man who killed the bat, the Heretic.