Internet dating should not be a thing, but it is so people are amusingly tweeting about it.
First impressions are crucial, everyone. Don’t fuck it up.
Don’t grab her by the pussy. What sort of monster does that?
I think one of these might me my ex.
So, this is where I’ve been going wrong…
As told by waiters and bartenders who witnessed them. I told you that you’re love like wasn’t THAT bad… unless you’re one of the people in these stories and, if you are… just damn.
First dates are always scary, but reading these you can assure yourself that it can’t possibly get any worse than your worse fear.