Kirk visits an insane asylum, where they mistake him for one of the inmates.
Kirk learns about better living through chemistry when he makes love to alien royalty. He gets out of this one by claiming he’s already in love with his ship, which leads to history’s most unique paternity suit.
Kirk makes love to Troi’s great grandmother. Unfortunately, she’s a bit kinky, so everyone in sight gets tortured. It’s OK, though, because this allows Kirk to teach a valuable lesson to more-intelligent beings.
Kirk finally meets a woman who is too fast for him.
Kirk finally kisses Uhura. Nimoy finds an excuse to sing.
Intergalactic spiders trap the Enterprise. Uhura finds Kirk in her bedroom.
McCoy finally finds a planet where the people are as narrow-minded as he is, and decides to stay.
Another being of pure energy that feeds on pure emotion. Where do they get their fiber?
Kirk proves he can beat up anybody, even ghosts. This earns the respect of a superior civilization.
Pulaski goes blind.