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Sing

If you’ve ever wondered what Zootopia would have been like if the creators cared half as much, your wishes have come true with Illumination’s Sing! The movie that takes everything you love… about 2009, puts a spit-polish on it, and serves it back to you in a microwave safe package.

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Ratchet and Clank

Most of the time, I let movies marinate in my mind for an hour or two before I write a review for them. Heck, sometimes even longer than that! With Ratchet and Clank, though, I knew I had to write my review right away, not because I was excited to, but rather because I knew that, if I didn’t, I wasn’t going to remember a goddamn thing that happened in the movie.

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Sausage Party

It’s as crude as you would expect and then, amazingly, gets cruder than you were expecting, culminating in an ending celebration of filth that is probably the most graphic display I have ever witnessed in a mainstream American movie.

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Batman: The Killing Joke

When it’s good, it’s very good but the problem is, it doesn’t spend a lot of time actually being good. For such an iconic comic book story, this puppy is bungled embarrassingly and dropped right on its head. Someone needs to do an fan edit on this film pronto.

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Zootopia

It’s rare that you see an animated movie literally ripped from today’s headlines and I’m not sure if it was a prophetic eye or just dumb luck on Disney’s part that divined this movie come out in the middle of Donald Trump’s ridiculous rise to power, but this is probably one of the most topical films to come out in a long time and definitely one of the most damning of our paranoid society.

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Batman: Bad Blood

Batman is dead and, because superheroes never ever ever come back from the dead, Nightwing, Robin, and caped-wannabe, Batwoman must soldier on without the Dark Knight and beat the new bad guy on the block, the man who killed the bat, the Heretic.