The old names in the animal kingdom are old and stupid so we’re renaming them for the 21st century! Do try and keep up with our hipness.
What are goats and how do they even work? Is it Velcro? It’s Velcro, isn’t it?
They may not be as fast as you thought, but they sure are adorables!
Have you ever wondered why farmers and ranchers keep donkeys around their cows and horses? It turns out that the often ridiculed animal kills predators… and is actually pretty darned good at it!
Okay… they’re still kinda cute.
Because who doesn’t love a little piece of ass?
Animals were failing at life long before humans walked the Earth.
They may be cute and cuddy, but they are 100 percent pure asshole.
I bet you’ve never wondered what it’s like in there, have you? I know I haven’t.
I’ve never seen this done before and, I gotta admit, it’s cute as hell.