Two Yoda Parodies
by
Melody Ortloff (SpamGirl)
and
Chris Kellogg (CinderK)

#1. Yoda as a Young Jedi
When Yoda was a young Jedi, his master decided that the lightsaber was too big for such a small creature as Yoda. (He figured this out after Yoda lost control of the lightsaber during a training exercise and swung it around the room, destroying several pieces of furniture.) Anyway, the master gave Yoda a set of "light-chuks." Yoda thought these were very cool until he got too carried away with swinging them around and accidentally cut off an ear. Luckily, medics were able to give Yoda an artificial ear. After this event, Yoda decided to use the Force as his only weapon.

#2 "Surge" commercial
Scene: We see the swampy marshes of Dagoba. Yoda is walking along humming a tune. He stops, closes his eyes, and raises his arm into the air. We see a can of Surge pop rise up and settle gently on top of a large rock.
Yoda: (Opening his eyes, yells) SUUURRGGEEE!!!!
(In slo-mo) Out of the trees come every Star Wars character, fighting for the Surge. Luke and Darth Vader are hacking away with lightsabers. Jawas, Ewoks, and all the aliens from Mos Eisely are struggling toward the rock with the Surge. Finally, everyong reaches the rock and dogpile the Surge. As everyone is fighting, we see the can rise above the melee, and float gently toward Yoda.
Yoda: (Drinking Surge) He he! Again, win I did!

(These are much funnier when CinderK tells them in person, but I tried to write them down anyway.-Spamgirl)