Top 16 lines going through Obi Wans mind when he uses Que Qwon's
Lightsabre to chop Darth Maul in half...

16/ What can I say other then "Vrrooooom!"
15/ I knew, the auto cauterise was going to be a handy feature
14/ It slices, it dices, it cuts villains in half.
13/ Don't think of it as losing your legs, think of it as halving your
cleaning bills.
12/ I see breathing apparatus and cyborg legs in your future
11/ Another one bites the dust.
10/ Its a damn good thing these things have an auto cauterise setting.
9/ HMM, don't think George had this in mind when he said "Cut"
8/ Opps, playtimes over early,
7/ I'm the man, say it.
6/  ...and for my next trick.
5/ That's for making me go through this lame disappointing movie.
4/ Body leg, body legs, which went first? The body or the legs?
3/ First I cut your sabre in half, then I cut YOU in half.
2/ I chose not to choose DEATH!

And the number one thought going through Obi Wans head...

1/ Got to teach Anakin this move sometime.