The Moron's Guide to Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Voyager -- The Song!!!
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Behind and Between
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Back to the
Future's End
When a harmless game of Tetris opens another
temporal rift, the Voyager is thrown back in time to 1997 where they come
face to face with Marty McFly and Doc Brown who just might get them home!
(I don't think so!)
The Borgification
of Voyager
Things aren't going well for the crew of Voyager,
for no sooner do they miss a prime opportunity to get home, they run into
the borg... and the new Borg Queen!
The Big Scary
Thing in Harry's Pants
A long, tasteless, and very funny thing to behold. (The story,
that is.)
The Cave of
Horrors
When Tom, B'Ellanna, Seven, and Chakotay are
captured by alien natives, they are exposed to the most vile entities in
the quadrant... Better send the kids to bed early for this one!
Deform-ed
You know, you'd think that we'd all get tired
of poking fun at the episode , "Twisted", after a while. But it's sooooooo
easy!!!
Do Shuttles
Grow on Antimatter Trees?
A parody constructed to poke fun at one of
Voyager's most debated mysteries.
Do You Kiss Your Mother With
That Mouth?
An on-board contagion infect the crew giving them the worst cases
of potty mouth in intergalactic history! Rated
NC-17!
Dwarf Trek
Voyager encounters Red Dwarf!
5 Way
It's the world's only Voyager, X-Files, Farscape,
James Bond, Frasier crossover! Okay, well... maybe it's not the only one...
but it's the first and that's gotta count for something! Warning! Rated
PG-13!
Futurama Meets Voyager
Fry, Leela, and Bender try to calm down a homicidal and coffee-deprived
Janeway!
Harry Suavo
A magical elf gives Harry intelligence, but will the gift cause
Harry's head to pop like a balloon?
Homer-coming
An attempt to get home accidentally lands
the Voyager in the middle of Springfield USA. where the yellow-skinned
residents there mistakenly believe that the Earth is being overrun by brain
sucking aliens! Meanwhile, what's the deal with Seven of Nine and meatloaf?
How to Get
Rid of an Annoying Rodent (Neelix)
Pretty self explanatory, no?
Let's Do the
Time Warp Again!
When the USS Voyager is accidentally and conveniently pulled into 1996, Mulder and Scully join forces with Janeway to keep 24th
century technology out of the hands of the dastardly cancerman!
Mmm... BEEFY!
Famous football player and star of commercials
and There's Something About Mary guest stars in this parody about yet another
holodeck problem.
The Naked Later
Remember the episode "The Naked Time" when
a strange disease invaded the Enterprise causing Kirk's crews to loose
all their inhibitions? Remember the episode "The Naked Now" when a strange
disease invaded the Enterprise causing Picard's crews to loose all their
inhibitions? Do you see a pattern forming here?
Oh, Voyager!
- A Spicy Musical
Things are really getting spicy on the starship
Voyager and I mean that literally as Neelix tries to boost crew moral by
getting the crew to sing Spice Girl songs! Yes, here it is... the Voyager
musical you've all been waiting for and the fourth sign of the apocalypse...
Oh, Voyager!
The Other
Side of the Voyager Crew
A hereto before nameless ensign gains infinite
powers and reveals the other side of the Voyager crew! (And believe me,
it ain't pretty).
Pokémon
Stadium
Yet another Pokémon tale! Damn you,
Pokémon! Damn you to the darkest depths of hell!
Q's Rival
When Q re-appears on Voyager,
he is shocked to find out that a previously unknown ensign on the ship
has powers equal to his own! It's funny, but I don't really know what to
make of Q's Rival!
Sell Out
The next big Sci-Fi crossover finds the Voyager
crew on Spiderman's world along with Buffy, The X Files, Sliders, and Mortal
Kombat in this sequel to What the Hell!?
Seven
of Nine Tells a Bedtime Story
This is precisely why we should all pray to God she
never becomes a mother.
Space: Behind
and Between
After visiting "Tick World", the sliders are
thrown 300 years and 70,000 light years away onto the USS Voyager!!! Throw
in a few torrid love affairs, a few cheap cameos, some jokes, and a couple
of aliens and you have the crossover parody of the century!!!
Star Trek:
Voyager - Pikachu Stew
Did you ever wonder what would happen if Voyager
crew members raised Pokemon? No? Good. It means you're not as demented
as this author!
Star Trek
Voyager: Disaster
How would have the Next Generation episode
Disaster have turned out if the crew of the USS Voyager had been in command
of the Enterprise? Thanks to Q, this age old question is finally answered!
WARNING! RATED R!!!
Star Trek
Voyeur
Another parody that changes the names of the crew just a little
to assure that the author doesn't get sued!
Star Trek: The
Truth is Out There
Voyager meets The X Files... again!
That's My Harry!
What if Voyager aired on Comedy Central?
Threshold:
A Parody
You remember Star Trek: Voyager's, "Threshold"
don't you? I do (unfortunatly) and so does Scott Martin. He's written a
parody of "Threshold" that will have you rolling on the floor! So buckle
your seat belts... no wait... there are no seatbelts in Star Trek. Err...
Hold on tight, we're breaking the warp barrier with... Threshold: A Parody.
Too Weird
When Voyager is sucked through a time warp,
the crew takes on their most dangerous roles yet... substitute teachers!!!
Twisted: A
Parody
Scott Martin strikes again! This time, he
turns his attention to the episode "Twisted", where another one of those
pesky spatial anomaly plays havoc with the ship!
Tuvok's Wrath
Tuvok's acting strangely and it's got Chakotay
running scared! So what's Tuvok's problem? Two words: "Pon Farr"! WARNING!
RATED NC-17!!!
Voyager: Hellfire
Neelix throws an unusual party on the holodeck.
There. That's all I'm saying, I wash my hands of the entire affair. WARNING!
RATED R!!!
Voyager Dogs
With so much violence,
blood, swearing, and brainless chatter it would turn Quentin Tarantino
into a trekkie! Voyager Dogs tells the story of a Voyager crew from an
alternate universe (at least I hope they're from an alternate universe)
and how they pull off crimes, shootings, and various acts of torture. It's
good clean family fun!
What the Hell!?
It's the crossover that no one expected! The
Sliders meet Voyager meet the Ghostbusters meet the X-Files meet Pinky
and the Brain meet Jay and Silent Bob! After reading this story, you too
will be asking yourself... What the Hell!? WARNING!
RATED R!!!
Why Harry
Kim is Better than Wesley Crusher
It's Harry Kim vs. Wesley Crusher!!! LET'S
GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!