The Moron's Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation

What if Data Was Microsoft Windows Compatible?
There's nothing like a little Star Trek humor at Bill Gates' expense!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Address to the Graduating Starfleet Academy Class, 1999
My only question is... how can Picard give a speech four hundred years before he was born to the graduating class of an academy that won't be founded for another three hundred years? Gowd, I hate temporal mechanics!

Heeble Nebula
A strange force is abducting insignificant members of the Enterprise crew. Can Picard and company save the day or is the crew the victim of a huge X-Files-esque conspiracy?

Experiments
The sliders land on the Enterprise and Worf is frothing at the mouth to kill them and if that isn't enough... Sam Beckett leaps on into the fray! Rated R!

One of Many First Contact Parodies
The Borg are coming to Earth.... Enterprise is the planet's only hope... travel through time... blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada.... you know the story, here's the parody. Enjoy!

Star Trek: The Next Launch
Here's a sneak peak at the newest Star Trek spin-off coming sometime next year!

Star Trek Troopers
The bugs attack earth and Picard and company join forces with the superbuff and chiseled Starship Troopers to kick some major bug butt... but what will happen when the Borg assimilate the bugs!? Yeowch! Betcha didn't see that one coming! WARNING!!! RATED R!!!

Mystery Trek Theater
What will the crew of the Enterprise-E do now that Earth has been destroyed!?

The Search for Socks
The crew of the Enterprise scramble for their lives after Worf contaminates the ship's atmosphere!

The Silence of the Androids
Picard must confront Data and his haywire emotions chip in this wacky and very disturbing story.

The Wrath of the Tellytubbies
Picard and the Enterprise crew are given the most dangerous mission of their lives... destroy those annoying Tellytubbies... with extreme prejudice! WARNING! RATED R!

Trek Park: The Spirit of Star Trek
Ever wonder what would happen if the demented writers of South Park wrote an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Me neither, but someone else did and it's pretty funny! Warning! Mature Readers Only!

The Best of Lost Worlds
When an admiral turns Deep Space Nine into a 24th century equivalent of Jurassic Park, the Enterprise crew is the first in line!

The Enterprise Vs. The Predator Vs. The Borg Vs. Aliens Vs. Barney
When the Enterprise go to investigate the destruction of a federation ship, they become involved in one of the biggest and bizarre battles in the galaxy! WARNING! RATED PG-13!

Star Trek: Degenerations
A madman named Soran is blowing up stars left and right and Picard's too big of a wuss to stop him himself! Read this parody send-up of Star Trek: Generations from the guy who brought you Star Trek V: The Phinal Phrontier and Star Trek: Full Contact, me! WARNING! RATED R!

Star Trek: Full Contact
The Borg have returned and now Picard is determined to kick their proverbial butts in this parody of Star Trek: First Contact! WARNING! RATED PG-13!

Star Trek: Insur-wreck-sion
The Son'a are coming to wipe out the Bak'u and only Picard, the Enterprise, and a whiney, militant, pathetic Trekkie Dork can stop them! WARNING! RATED PG-13!

Star Trek: The Guyver Generation
Captain Picard and compnay verses those annoying little Guyver suit thingies!

Calamity
When a funky green cloud hits the Enterprise, the crew has to fight to stay alive in their own ship in this hilarious parody of the episode, "Disaster."

A Catcher in the Q
Here's a little highbrow humor for a change. Ever wonder what life is like for not-so-motivated officers on the Enterprise?

Tribble Bloodbath
Tribbles infest the Enterprise-D only these tribbles aren't as cute and cuddly as Picard would hope! In fact, they're man-eaters! WARNING! RATED R!

A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Next Generation
The most evil force known to man is loose on the Enterprise, and now Freddy Kruger is out to kill him! It's Wesley Crusher verses Freddy Kruger in, A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Next Generation!

Back to the Future: The Next Generation
What happens when an experiment goes awry and Acting Doofus Wesley Crusher is blasted thirty years into the past right into the lustful arms of the future Doctor Beverly Crusher?

Since the World is Hollow, I Must Have Touched the Ground
"Captain's log, Stardate: 9021.0: A strange group of beings have invaded the Enterprise, and although they do not seem to be malevolent, Mr. Worf has recommended three times that we kill them. They call themselves, "The Sliders!"

Part One: Into the Mistake
Part Two: The Wade of the Warrior
Part Three: The Last Temptation of Rembrandt

WARNING! RATED PG-13!

Wesley Got Run Over by a Holo-Reindeer