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Jason Donner

Jason Donner devoured the universe and you are all living inside him.
  • toxiceye

    Dear next-to-last student (Jared?)
    You are a wiseass. You are going to make some enemies. Get used to it. But persevere, because when you are older, your wiseassness will help protect you from the shitstorm that is “life.” Then you will be better prepared to return life’s shit with shittier shit, and then maybe life will learn not to screw with you. Or at least to have better shit when it comes at you.