Roundabout Jokes

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503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

502.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Open door, put elephant in, close door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?

The giraffe. He’s in a fridge.

Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

The gators are at the party.

Sally dies anyway. Why?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick.


Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Hit by a falling koala.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the third koala.


How do you fit 5 elephants into a VW beetle?

2 in front, 3 in the back.

How can you tell there’s an elephant in the fridge?

There are elephant tracks in the butter.

How can you tell there are 2 elephants in the fridge?

There are two sets of elephant tracks in the butter

How can you tell there are 5 elephants in the fridge?

There’s a VW beetle parked out front.


How do you kill a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant killing gun.

How do you kill a purple elephant?

Paint it blue, then kill it with the blue elephant killing gun.

How do you kill a green elephant?

Choke it untill it turns purple, paint it blue, then kill it with the blue elephant killing gun.

How do you kill a polka dot elephant?

Those don’t exist, silly.


 

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Jason Donner

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