Movie Reviews

Animal House

Yeah, the pretentious will sneer at Animal House for its humor that aims at the lowest common denominator and its inconsistent storyline that’s basically just a clothesline to hang jokes on. Admittedly, they are right…



I just saw a great movie with Ice Cube as the main character. There, I just wrote down a sequence of letters that formed a string of words that became a sentence I never thought I would ever write down in my entire life.

Movie Reviews

Bad Company

How can a movie about a nuclear bomb in a suitcase being toted around New York City be made so mind-numbingly boring!? Bad Company has no suspense, zero ambition, little originality. That and its two stars, Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock phone in the worst performances of their careers.

Movie Reviews

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

The movie, Atlantis: The Lost Empire – formerly just called Atlantis until Disney figured that people were too stupid to know what Atlantis is – is the movie I’ve been waiting years for. I thought I was going to see it with Titan A.E., but I didn’t. I thought I was going to get it with Heavy Metal 2000, and I was sorely disappointed. In fact, I’ve been waiting for a movie like this since I first saw the heavily edited version of the original Heavy Metal on TBS many many years back.