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The Adventures of Pluto Nash

This movie is about as fun as three months of math camp, about as funny as as watching a kid in a wheelchair get hit by a car, and if you’re stupid enough to spend eight bucks to see this horrible thing, you should immediately loose your right to vote.

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Cartoondom’s Biggest Bitches

The world of cartoons may be full of happy bunnies, singing clouds, and that sort of happy horseshit, but there’s always the cartoon characters who are dumped into those worlds just to mess everything up for everyone else. Without them, there would be no real entertainment to cartoons at all and therefore, with this list, we salute the 20 greatest cartoon bitches of all time!

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Cartoondom’s Biggest Bastards

The world of cartoons may be full of happy bunnies, singing clouds, and that sort of happy horseshit, but there’s always the cartoon characters who are dumped into those worlds just to mess everything up for everyone else. Without them, there would be no real entertainment to cartoons at all and therefore, with this list, we salute the 20 greatest cartoon bastards of all time!

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Alexander

This film is a plodding lumbering stinker of a historical epic ready to look good and expensive any chance it gets but at the same time, stumbling and gasping at a point and trying to find a focus.

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Around the World in 80 Days

Around the World in 80 Days is not a great movie… in fact, it’s not even a very good one. If anything, this carefree plodding monster with brief respites of comedy and whimsy can best be described as diverting, not particularly intelligent, but mostly just a big foolish lump of fun.