Television Reviews

Fear the Walking Dead: “100”

Daniel Salazar is alive and he’s probably a little pissed off that everyone left him at the Mexican mansion and just assumed he was dead. Well, you know what happens if you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption because NO ONE makes an ass out of Daniel Goddamn Salazar! That’s right, Daniel Goddamn Salazar, the man who can walk out of a burning building and through the desert in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and through Mordor for good measure. You don’t mess with this guy. He will jack you up.