More Bad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good Even Though They’re Still Really Bad

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I’ve been searching for months for my girlfriend’s killer…

…but no one will do it.

Good Ol

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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I was looking at a baseball and trying to figure out why it was getting larger…

…and then it hit me.

Good Ol

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, and your house back.

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How do you know if something is too loud?

It hertz.

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What do an obstetrician and a well-written joke have in common?

They both deliver.

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I for one….

love Roman numerals.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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Why do flowerbeds have mulch?

So you can’t see their underplants.

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“Push harder!” I shouted at my wife while she was in labor. “Screw you!” she shouted back.

It wasn’t my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.

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I ordered a time machine…

…and got a watch.

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Why didn’t the Mexican man go bow hunting?

Because he didn’t habanero.

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Did you hear about the corduroy pillow?

It’s apparently making headlines.

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How do you win an argument with your zombie girlfriend?

Give her a piece of your mind.

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I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet…

…but I don’t know why.

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When Vanna White dies…

…do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?

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A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it will,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

Good Ol
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Jason Donner devoured the universe and you are all living inside him.