How to Stop Package Thieves From Stealing Your Shit

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Do you hate package thieves?  Are you vindictive?

1 - First find a box that looks like this

First, find a box that looks like this.  This style box works best, but you could probably modify this to use another style box.

2 - Tape a sheet of plastic along the inside of the front lip

Tape a sheet of plastic along the inside of the front lip. Make sure it is flush so when things slide down the plastic they actually exit the box and don’t just pile up at the lip.

3 - Tape the upper section to the top of the box inside the first bend

Tape the upper section to the top of the box inside the first bend.  Use a piece of plastic that is only tall enough to allow the box to open just under half way. That way the contents will be out of the box before the person even gets the box open far enough to see what’s inside.

4 - Find poop scoop poop into box

Find poop. scoop poop into box. I added a little note. Please excuse the profanity. I was angry.5 - My cat caught me a rat so I put it in the box just for fun Thanks kitty

 

My cat caught me a rat… so I put it in the box, just for fun. Thanks, kitty.

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Seal box and strategically place on porch.

7 - Seal box and strategically place on porch

 

This works best if you are actually expecting a box that day as they are most likely to be following a delivery truck. They’ll be half-a-minute behind the truck, so you can get the real delivery and just leave the poobox.

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