Girl Marries Dog

Mangli Munda is a 18-year-old Indian girl who is believed to carry an evil curse, so to break that curse her family ordered that she marry a dog that would bear the curse as a result (story of my life, bro).

The ceremony isn’t legally binding and the dog has already “strayed” from the marriage, leaving Mangli to find a new husband who she now believes will live a long life.  The happy couple didn’t spend the night together, either, so the dog didn’t give his new wife a bone.

It’s efficient too, because most brides don’t discover their husbands are dumb slobbering mongrels until after the wedding.

I’ll stop now.

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Jason Donner

Jason Donner devoured the universe and you are all living inside him.