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Giant Monster Caught in New Jersey

http://slightlywarped.com/giant-monster-caught-in-new-jersey/

As if Jersey Shore hasn’t given The Garden State enough of a bad name, check out what this archer scored while bow fishing.  It’s called a Sea Lamprey and it’s been known to decimate entire fish populations, parasitizing by doing pretty much what you’re thinking it does… sucking all of their blood out.

Aside from looking like the world’s worst fleshlight, these fish are prevalent in the oceans, infesting the Great Lakes, and can grown to over two feet long.

 

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