Everything in Australia Wants to Kill You

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Dingoes are Australian wild dogs who are known to attack innocent people. So when you see one while in Australia, it’s best to stay away. One of Australia’s most horrifying stories included a woman who claimed her baby was eaten by a dingo. It was so famous that even the show Seinfeld laughed about it.

Dingos Dingoes are Australian wild dogs who are known to attack innocent people. So when you see one while in Australia, it’s best to stay away. One of Australia’s most horrifying stories included a woman who claimed her baby was eaten by a dingo. It was so famous that even the show Seinfeld laughed about it.

The Box Jellyfish is proof that you don’t have to be a predator or even have a brain to be dangerous. Jellyfish are known to have no brains and they live for thousands of years. Furthermore, their stings are dangerous to humans. The box jellyfish in particular releases venom that is so powerful it can kill an average human in minutes. Even worse, there’s no anti-venom just yet and even if you manage to live, the encounter will scar you for life.

Dingos Dingoes are Australian wild dogs who are known to attack innocent people. So when you see one while in Australia, it’s best to stay away. One of Australia’s most horrifying stories included a woman who claimed her baby was eaten by a dingo. It was so famous that even the show Seinfeld laughed about it.

Box Jellyfish The Box Jellyfish is proof that you don’t have to be a predator or even have a brain to be dangerous. Jellyfish are known to have no brains and they live for thousands of years. Furthermore, their stings are dangerous to humans. The box jellyfish in particular releases venom that is so powerful it can kill an average human in minutes. Even worse, there’s no anti-venom just yet and even if you manage to live, the encounter will scar you for life.

Great white… Also home to the second and third deadliest sharks (Tigershark, Bullshark).

Textile Cone. Oh what a beautiful shell. Pick it up little Suzy. If ya wanna die that is! This killer snail, as small as it is, can release a powerful neurotoxin that can kill a full-grown adult. What’s even worse is that wearing protection, such as gloves and wet suits, won’t help as their teeth can easily penetrate them. So, when swimming in Australia, be sure to watch out not just for sharks, but also for these snails – or else you’ll find yourself gasping for life in a matter of minutes.

Australia is mosquito heaven.

If you’ve got a child with you and you’re swimming in Australia’s oceans, be sure to watch out for the Blue Ring Octopus. While its color is attractive, its venom is even more powerful than that of the stonefish (Stonefish gunna hurt ya- see below). Even worse is that there’s no known anti-venom.

Venomous snakes.

Paralysis ticks. Nasty creatures can cause paralyzation. For your reference the one on the left is the same as the one on the right. But the one on the right just finished eating!

The funny thing about funnel web spiders is that while its venom is dangerous to humans, the same can’t be said when it comes to rabbits, cats and other animals. Capable of attacking the nervous system, multiple bites from funnel web spiders can kill in as little as 15 minutes.

Irukandji Jellyfish. How cute. Venom 100 worse than a cobra. Cute my ass!
Giant venomous centipedes. Nuff said
Pythons. This mothafucka is hauling a full grown wallaby up the cliff side to his home.
This freakin thang.
Stonefish The stonefish, in most cases, isn’t dangerous. As long as you leave it alone. But, it’s not always easy to leave it alone, especially since it blends so well with its surroundings. And, because of that, it’s easy to get close to it and fall victim to its venomous sting. Given that stonefish anti-venom is the second most frequently administered in the whole of Australia, getting stung by it is pretty common.
Venomous snakes bonus photo
Nope!
Pythons For your reference it’s kickin the ass of a full grown flying fox (nit Nesferatu).
Btw… Here’s one o those centipedes kicking some snake ass. Yikes!
But, at least the people are nice!
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