THE WATERMELON OF THE FUTURE

Growers have realized that forcing a watermelon into a bow when it's growing will yield a square fruit!  No more will you have to live with the embarrassment of watching the round melon created by God's failed plan roll away!

Of course, cubical is not the only shape these enterprising farmers have been experimenting with!

With the breakthroughs in melon technology we've been seeing!  A dodecahedron is right around the corner!