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NervousEdge has a screen capture from the banned
video game, Duke Nukem vs. Evil Kitty. The game is banned not
because of its violence nature, but because the Evil Kitty boss in
unbeatable and caused over thirteen hundred gamers to commit suicide.

Mooninite tells us that Evil Kitty was once cast in
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. However, when he showed up to
the set wearing a hat adorned with Whoopie Goldberg's severed head, he was
fired. Whoopie, on the other hand, made some of her best films
following this debacle.

The Evil Kitty robot, whose picture was taken by
Earendil The Mariner, can only be stopped by saying the words "Klaatu Meow
Nikto." This will not stop it from killing you as stopping the
machine simply causes it to shoot lasers from its eyes.

Ritson braved 75 degree heat to bring us this picture
showing the devastation caused when Evil Kitty learned of the cancellation
of Star Trek: Enterprise. To quote Evil Kitty, "I tuned in
every week to see that dog explode and now it will never happen!"

Mooninite got his hands on a piece of Propaganda
artwork that is to be hung in front of the United States Capitol following
the takeover.
 
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