RailroadHatPat brings us this footage of Evil Kitty
preparing to smash newborn puppies.
JRSly brings us this anecdote. Once, Evil Kitty
was watching boxing when she heard Mohammed Ali say that he was the
greatest. Enraged, Evil Kitty set out to prove him wrong. As
the night for the title bout drew near, Ali started faking brain damage to
get out of the fight and has been faking it ever since.
Evil Kitty once conquered France and promised to let
it go if they pretended to thin that Jerry Lewis is the greatest comedian
on the face of the Earth. France relented and has since become the
laughing stock of the planet. RailroadHatPat was commissioned to
paint this portrait to commemorate the event and was paid in old fish
Under her rule, Evil Kitty will be revising all the
world's religions to make her the central figure. Castor_troy2k5
shows us one of the pieces about to replace The Last Supper. In it,
Evil Kitty is surrounded by her apostles: Fluffy, Princess,
Ed-a-puss, Tiger, Lion-O, and Dixie.
As these poor souls discovered too late, even the
holy hand grenade was not sufficient enough to stop Evil Kitty.
Skinless hopes the dead solders have learned from their mistake.