We've had to sit through boring inventions like the cotton gin, the polio vaccine, and the internet before scientists actually got their shit together and built something that will actually benefit half of humanity... all right... sixty-five percent of humanity.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Dildomaker and, yes... it can create a dildo out of anything.

The inventor of the Dildomaker, Francesco Morackini, however... says that he is merely an artist and has no intention of mass producing his creation.

Ladies, take it off your Christmas list.

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