There are certain people you just shouldn't cheat on. Doctors, dentists, cops, people who make your food, and tattoo artists.
Case in point: Rossie Brovent is currently sueing her tattoo artist and ex-boyfriend, Ryan L. Fitzjerald, who tattooed a giant piece of fly-ridden poo on her back when he found out that she had been cheating on him with a friend of his.
Rossie thought she was getting a tattoo of a scene from Narnia and signed a form that said that the design would be at the "artist's discretion." It's not stopping Rossie from suing for $100,000 and claiming that she was intoxicated when she signed the form.